{"product_id":"certified-chaos-zero-regrets","title":"Certified Chaos. Zero Regrets","description":"This tote is for the gremlins, the goblins, and the slightly unhinged. Whether you're hauling snacks, sketchbooks, or emotional baggage, this bag has your back. Sturdy, reusable, and packed with personality—because normal is overrated.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length\u003cbr\u003e\n• Open main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"Cozy Chaos Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46391039426759,"sku":"8159146_10458","price":29.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0773\/0275\/9623\/files\/eco-tote-bag-oyster-front-69d742a151d58.png?v=1775714994","url":"https:\/\/cozy-chaos-co-4.myshopify.com\/products\/certified-chaos-zero-regrets","provider":"Cozy Chaos Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}