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Fell in love, planned the wedding, named the kids, and cried about it—all before you even said hi.
This is not a phase. This is a lifestyle disorder.
Featuring zero emotional regulation, mismatched sparkle eyes (gold + blue because stability is for the weak), and maximum blush panic mode—this gremlin is one minor interaction away from spiraling into a 3-hour overthinking session.
She WILL:
• Romanticize a 2-second interaction
• Text “sorry lol ignore me” after oversharing
• Kick her feet and giggle while mentally ruining her own life
• Fall in love with someone who looked in her general direction
Perfect for the chronically online, emotionally chaotic, and “I made it weird again didn’t I” club.
Slap it on your stuff as a warning label. You’ve been warned.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Unhinged Love.
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This is not a phase. This is a lifestyle disorder.
Featuring zero emotional regulation, mismatched sparkle eyes (gold + blue because stability is for the weak), and maximum blush panic mode—this gremlin is one minor interaction away from spiraling into a 3-hour overthinking session.
She WILL:
• Romanticize a 2-second interaction
• Text “sorry lol ignore me” after oversharing
• Kick her feet and giggle while mentally ruining her own life
• Fall in love with someone who looked in her general direction
Perfect for the chronically online, emotionally chaotic, and “I made it weird again didn’t I” club.
Slap it on your stuff as a warning label. You’ve been warned.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Size guide
| HEIGHT (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| 3″×3″ | 3 | 3 |
| 4″×4″ | 4 | 4 |
| 5.5″×5.5″ | 5 ½ | 5 ½ |